The Wizard of NASCAR

Cast of Characters:

Dorothy: Kasey Kahne
Wicked Witch of the Splat: Jeff Gordon
Wicked Witch of the Not Splat: Kyle Busch
Glenda the Good Witch: Jimmie Johnson
Random other witch that no one cares about: Brian Vickers
Munchkins: Jamie McMurray (and his clones)
Mayor of Munchkinland: Ward Burton
Cowardly Lion: Elliott Sadler
Tin Man: Matt Kenseth
Scarecrow: Tony Stewart
Toto: Provided by Elliott Sadler
The Wizard: Mike Helton
Flying Monkeys: Junior fans and Gordon fans
Auntie Em: Mark Martin
Uncle Henry: Rusty Wallace

Director: Kevin Harvick

Setting: Oz (also known as Atlanta Motor Speedway)

( The Wizard of NASCAR )

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I would like to thank the following people: bubblesbrnaid for the jokes about Atlanta Motor Speedway and tornados, pmgoose for writing Jeff Gordon's dialouge, koshka_the_cat for designing Jimmie's dress and tenel for letting me abuse Gordon only slightly (I made it up to you by including Junior jokes - I felt it only fair to nail them all *g*).

And thanks to Brendan Gaughan for the highly appropriate Scarecrow mood icon.