When the night gets weird

I've been having something weird happen lately. On the level of weird that...okay, it's totally TMI, but it's starting to freak me out because it's happening fairly frequently.

( Cut for TMI stuff - don't click if you don't think you can handle it. Or if you squick when you find stuff out about people you know. )

I'm going to hide in a corner now.

ANTM - Gangsta!

allpurposegirl, you're gonna fall out of your chair laughing. And anyone else that's ever watched America's Next Top Model - this is what happens when you let the weird ones model.