Gack!

I'm so totally having a Coke right now. It's my birthday and I'm allowed. Weight loss plans be screwed today. Whee! (Although, someone please explain to me why, after having to endure the sleeplessness of a time change wherein I couldn't go to bed until midnight, last night, going to bed at 10:30 resulted in me being exhausted today?)

Reality Rundown

( The Starlet )

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( The Amazing Race )

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( America's Next Top Model )

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( Survivor )

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( American Idol: It's Showtime! )

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Ganked from bubblesbrnaid.

( 20 Questions Meme thingy...whee! meme! Waste time! )

*dying*

mosself sent me possibly the funniest e-card I've ever seen. The duck wolf-whistling and cat-calling the hot guys is seriously the funniest part. Tears, my man. Tears.