Let this be a lesson

Lessons learned last night...

1. There's a *reason* to not drink too much. Besides hangovers.

2. Stupid decisions are stupid decisions, no matter the state of mind you're in.

3. Never get a tattoo without someone present to talk you out of getting something you didn't want. Which basically means, don't take wussy, non-confrontational people with you.

4. Anything NASCAR related should not go on a person's body. *headdesk*

For grief's sake

Not to be mean or anything, but could the folks at CNN please decide for certain if the Pope is dead or not before announcing it?

Kay? Thanks.